Miss Emily

MISS EMILY WAS BORN IN ROCKTHROW, WV, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. MISSY EMILY GREW UP IN THE TIME OF THE DEPRESSION, WHICH CREATED SOME STRUGGLES IN HER LIFE. IN FACT, HER FAMILY WAS SO POOR THEY COULDN’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION. BUT WITH THE LOVE AND ENCOURAGEMENT FROM HER FAMILY, FRIENDS AND HER LITTLE DOG, TINY, SHE MADE IT THROUGH THOSE LEAN, MEAN YEARS. MISS EMILY’S SHOW BIZ CAREER STARTED WHEN SHE WAS A YOUNG GIRL. SHE BECAME POPULAR FOR TELLING FAMILY STORIES AND ANECDOTES AND MAKING FUN OF ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS IN HER LIFE. SHE HAS PERFORMED FOR PARTIES, CONVENTIONS, RETREATS AND, ONCE, EVEN IN FRONT OF THE HEAD OF STATE….WELL, THE STATE OF CONFUSION! MISS EMILY HAS NEVER BEEN MARRIED. SHE TELLS HER AUDIENCE THAT “EVEN WHEN SHE DIES SHE IS GOING TO HAVE ALL WOMEN PALLBEARERS BECAUSE IF MEN DIDN’T TAKE HER OUT WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE, THEY’RE NOT GONNA TAKE HER OUT WHEN SHE’S DEAD!” MISS EMILY HAS MUCH ADVICE ABOUT LOVE, FAMILY AND THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE. SHE BRINGS A FRESH ODOR TO ANY EVENT! MISS EMILY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH YOUR CHAHAWKAS OFF! COME LAUGH WITH MISS EMILY..WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN RELATE WITH ONE OF HER STORIES!